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@abbycohenwl: Bring an urn speed dating.
Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, "I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"

Bring an urn speed dating.
Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, “I don’t know, Mom: should I tell him?”

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