@vanluvz1: Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming.
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@Alex_N_Chains: Today on "Dora the Explorer", Dora and Boots learn there are some places they can't explore when Map leads them to an armed border patrol.
@T_Bonezzz_: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier.
@batkaren: I always date mathematicians. That way when they ask why I'm breaking up w/them I can say DO THE MATH JERRY. Oh yeah & I always date Jerries