@vanluvz1: Bring in 2015 the same way you came into this world. Naked and screaming.
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@ericacanrant: 911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!
@aRealLiveGhost: to someone with x-ray vision two people making out look like skeletons that are really bad at eating each other
@LurkAtHomeMom: 5's friend told him his mom makes play doh. Thanks Pinterest. I'm already expected to cook 3 meals a day, now I have to cook their toys too?
@wolfpupy: aliens took me up to on their ship but i have no time for that drama so i just jumped out