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@HappyHijabbi: *Brings 8 year old back to hospital nursery with receipt*

This one doesn't listen anymore...Can I get a new one?

*Brings 8 year old back to hospital nursery with receipt*

This one doesn’t listen anymore…Can I get a new one?

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