@Henry_3k: *Brings a hammer to a thumb war.*
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@preawsaurus: it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you.
@jergarl: After walking 500 miles and then 500 more, it turns out the door was mediocre at best. 3/5 stars.
@SpankMeIm0ty: At the rate I'm throwing shit out as I pack to move there's a strong possibility not all the kids will make it to the new house
@JasonLastname: Historians say teenagers in medieval times would send an average of 180 tiny scrolls by raven per day