@Henry_3k: *Brings a hammer to a thumb war.*
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@LeBearGirdle: Wife: what are you watching? Me: See II Wife: don't you mean Saw II? Me: not till it's over
@sarcasticmommy4: My kids say I need to stop trying to embarrass them but joke's on them because I'm not even trying.