@Kyle_Lippert: *brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*
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@junejuly12: Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me, I like to think my diet is really working.
@iwearaonesie: the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions
@momTruthBomb: I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target today and, long story short, I'm covering for Debbie this weekend.