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@jimmytorosian: *Brings axe to slumber party*
"Oops. I thought you said 'lumber party'"
*Knew the whole time*
*Waits until they're asleep*
*Chops down tree*

*Brings axe to slumber party*
“Oops. I thought you said ‘lumber party'”
*Knew the whole time*
*Waits until they’re asleep*
*Chops down tree*

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