@kwirkyKerri: Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you.
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@drayzze: Whew! I almost hit a deer today. But I managed to calm down and got back in the car before things escalated.
@GrantTanaka: Yelled at some skinhead today & he was all like "chemotherapy, dude" & I was like, "whatever, racist" cause sometimes you gotta take a stand
@noog: If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that shit means but at least they're not talking to you anymore
@abbycohenwl: Me: What's your dad do? Kid: My dad? He's an actor Me: Why? Couldn't you get a real dad?