@novicefather: Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.
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@Cajun_Ninja: Met this nice girl at the mall today. Her name was No. and coincidentally her number was also No.
@TheCatWhisprer: I love October because it signals the change from eating tacos outside season to eating tacos inside season.
@Bratch_Patch: "Friends are a dime a dozen." *pulls out a sack full of dimes* "Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."