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@NicestHippo: "Bro she's a cold digger"
[later with gf]
Do you only want me for my germs?
[she stops licking my face]
Why would you ask that?

“Bro she’s a cold digger”
[later with gf]
Do you only want me for my germs?
[she stops licking my face]
Why would you ask that?

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