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@OtherDanOBrien: [Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage]
I'll take your finest orphan.
"Sir, we can't just give-"
Here's $50mil.
"Do you like boy acrobats?"

[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage]
I’ll take your finest orphan.
“Sir, we can’t just give-”
Here’s $50mil.
“Do you like boy acrobats?”

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