@Dildo_Hitler: Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as "not Bruce Willis" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling
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@MicheleAKALips: I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him "so what do you do?" and he replied your daughter. He's Dead.
@fricken_jess: Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit - how Game of Thrones started, probably.
@Glynner85: The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt.