@Fred_Delicious: Bruce Willis is relaxing by his pool. he's got so much sunscreen on that he slowly slides off his lounger, out of the gate & down the road
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@Jesssicle: Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers.
@themorris23: Is it just me, or do toasters have like 4 settings too many? They should have 1 setting that reads: "Toast"
@bridger_w: If I die in my sleep, my only request is that you fold me up in my futon and sell it on Craigslist