@Fred_Delicious: Bruce Willis on a jetski, being pursued by a pug on a smaller jetski
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@blade_funner: Brit: You don't say queue in America, do you? Me: *condescendingly* We say all of the letters here.
@tehaveragejoel: things I'm passionate about: The Rule of Threes, self referential humor, and the Oxford comma.
@Daniel_Sloss: If anyone says YOLO to me I say YOLBYPCFAC (You Only Live Because Your Parents Couldn't Find A Condom). I hope it catches on...