@Fred_Delicious: Bruce Willis on a jetski, being pursued by a pug on a smaller jetski
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@Underchilde: You can tell your life sucks when you run into traffic and the cars go around you.
@DaddyJew: Me: sleep before the monsters get you 7: monsters aren't real M: you sound like your brother 7: brother? M: I've said too much already
@MarcusTheToken: Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies.
@LeBearGirdle: Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard