@_Water_Baby: Bruises are your bodies way of reminding you that you should nap more and gallivant less.
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@AnOrangeSNES: Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label WARNING: CONTAINS MERCURY "No thanks, I'll eat something else."
@YeezyEducatedMe: [creates anti aging pill] Reporter: wow imagine all the human applications this can have *I scribble out 'give to puppies'* Yeah absolutely
@Ristolable: 100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move.