@Izianikapani: Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat.
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@WilliamRodgers: "Age is just a number" ...so is your credit score, your weight, the balance in your bank account
@markleggett: I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed.
@jtrulez: Please Choose a Sears Portrait Background: 1. Autumn Leaves 2. Toenail Fungal Infection 3. Country Cabin 4. Alarmed Possum
@stephenjmolloy: [Pharmacy] Me: I need 50 packets of condoms Pharmacist: Somebody has a busy weekend! *I wink* *cut to me making raincoats for my pet snakes*