@Izianikapani: Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat.
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@ElleOhHell: Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion
@morganalxander: Hello my name is Morgan and I used to think lingerie was just a fancy way to say laundry
@EvilPandaX: I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes.
@timdonakowski: Been married six months and I can't even remember the last time I felt lucky on Google.