@Izianikapani: Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat.
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@perfect_boxx: I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects.
@dumbbeezie: The best part of being a bear would be waking up from hibernation and immediately killing something
@OhNoSheTwitnt: If you watch Beauty & the Beast backwards a grown man devolves into a monster then into a petulant little boy. It's basically Twitter.
@Tmoney68: If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.