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@rolldiggity: Bully: "Hey, four eyes!"
Me: "Don't you mean... fork eyes?"
[Turns around. Stabs bully with forks tied to glasses. Becomes class president.]

Bully: “Hey, four eyes!”
Me: “Don’t you mean… fork eyes?”
[Turns around. Stabs bully with forks tied to glasses. Becomes class president.]

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