@Reverend_Scott: [bum holds his hand out]
"can I have some change?"
change comes from within
"thank u. now I'm not poor anymore"
![[bum holds his hand out]
“can I have some change?”
change comes from within
“thank u. now I’m not poor anymore”](/cache/90307.jpg)
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