@michaelianblack: Bummed that there's no obvious place to insert a $ into my name.
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@ericsshadow: [flying remote control helicopter near my wife] GET THAT THING AWAY FROM MY- [helicopter gets tangled in her hair & now I'm a dead person]
@JonnyStallone: Ladies...when I say bless you after a sneeze, just say Thank you, instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from.
@shahrouzt: The amount of times I've had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.