@Brianhopecomedy: Bumped into my Ex again. I should really move her to a different part of the freezer.
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@dlockw21: In my experience, people who say "I'm not trying to be difficult," don't really seem to be trying all that hard.
@DanMentos: “Ever wonder why Rice Krispies costs the same as quieter cereals?” why would- “It’s because they're sold by weight-“ Dan, NO “not by volume"
@globetrottgirl: It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf.