@AndPlayDad: I don't know what the big deal is.
Putting my toddler to bed is easy...
In fact, just tonight, I did it 25 times.
@sarcasticmommy4: Trying to remember where I hid all of my kids' gifts will be the real Christmas miracle.
@DaddyJew: Cop: you have an outstanding warrant
Me: why thank you
@danfishbach: Give a man a fish and chances are you won't be asked to be in charge of buying a gift "from all of us" anymore.
@WheelTod: When I can't afford strobe lighting for my house parties, I just ask everyone to blink in time to the music instead.
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