@iLikeCatShirts: Burger King needs a new slogan. Something like "we clean our bathrooms now."
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@YearOfRat: My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk.
@murrman5: [roommate watching me after my gf leaves] just tell her. she probably loves hair [me taking off bald cap] im in too deep now
@semple42: I really dislike my CW, so everyday I steal a Kleenex from her desk. In about 500 days, she's gonna be pissed.
@Try2StopME: A baby was born laughing really hard with it's fists closed! The confused Doctor unfolded it's tiny fingers, & found a birth control pill.