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@graceful_asfuck: [Burger Lounge]
Server: Are you 27?
Me: OMG NO I'M 39 THANK U SO MUCH U MADE MY DAY
Server: I meant your order number, ma'am.

[Burger Lounge]
Server: Are you 27?
Me: OMG NO I’M 39 THANK U SO MUCH U MADE MY DAY
Server: I meant your order number, ma’am.

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