Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

@DillDoes: *Burglar breaks into my room*
*he looks around*
*he softly wakes me up*
Dude do you need some money or something? I'd be happy to help

*Burglar breaks into my room*
*he looks around*
*he softly wakes me up*
Dude do you need some money or something? I’d be happy to help

COMMENTS