@causticbob: Burglars broke into Kanye West's home. As a result, 500 statues of Kanye West are missing.
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@zachreinert03: Audrey Hepburn probably has my favorite last name that combines an STD and a symptom of an STD
@longwall26: The ocean is full of sharks, jellyfish, man-eating octopus, and nightmare whales, but make sure you wait a half-hour after eating to go in.
@PAT_E_ROCK: The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed.