@isabelzawtun: Bury me in a werewolf costume so when I come back as a zombie people will be like "lol what"
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@stenokel: Jehovah's witnesses are at my door. *Lights black candles, dons flowing dress, opens door, and says seductively, "Are you the keymaster?"*
@better_off_dad: *Do you wish to send? *Are you sure? *For real? *Have you been drinking? *Really? *What time is it? ~How my send button should function
@jellybnbonanza: I establish dominance by setting my 8 layer dip next to your 7 layer dip at your party.
@LindzThoughts: If maxi pad commercials didn't exist, us women would have no idea that we're full of blue windshield wiper fluid.