@isabelzawtun: Bury me in a werewolf costume so when I come back as a zombie people will be like "lol what"
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@Vodkantots: I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year.
@AllanCresswell: Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?
@papasuncle: Just overheard someone say they found $100 in a coat pocket they must have forgotten about from last year. Let me tell you something if I ever lost $100 I wouldn’t forget. People would see me coming and say “there’s that guy that won’t shut up about losing $100.”
@DrewsThatDude: just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy