@byrdfacekilla: BUT GHOSTBUSTERS NEVER GAVE US THEIR NUMBER.
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@RapDescendant: "THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME" - KANYE "THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED" - WIZ "THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL" -B.O.B.