@rose24_em: But how come Tarzan didn't have a beard?
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@jessienope: religious? why yes i'm very religious, i'm always reading [glances at bible] the beeblay
@Smooheed: Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns
@Audenary: DAD: Think an earthquake's coming. MOM: Check Rocky; dogs always know. DOG *analysing seismic data*: I anticipate magnitudes of 6 or more.
@brianbowman73: Interviewer: Name some of your weaknesses. Me: I procrastinate. Haphazard, cantankerous... Interviewer: Strengths? Me: Vocabulary?