@IamEnidColeslaw: but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DurtMcHurtt: This guy in my living room must think I'm an idiot, he says he picked my lock but I distinctly remember choosing it at the store by myself.
@Underchilde: Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you’re not at your desk.
@zachreinert03: I think marriage is probably like having a business partner. No that's not true, probably weird if your business partner takes your kids