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@ArfMeasures: "But I don't want to, Dad!"
"Tough"
"The people are horrible"
"You're still going"

[next day on Earth]
JESUS *grumpily* so I'm back

“But I don’t want to, Dad!”
“Tough”
“The people are horrible”
“You’re still going”

[next day on Earth]
JESUS *grumpily* so I’m back

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