@caseytduncan: But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???
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@storming01: In a cementary, I saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. Morning, I said. No, he said, just taking a dump... .
@215potter: If the human race has a "signature move," its gotta be lying to the dentist about flossing.
@calluptome: The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"