@caseytduncan: But I'm the good kind of abomination, right???
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@zachreinert03: One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos
@ReaIRonSwanson: 24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the planet?
@panmidwest: I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him