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@brynnester: [Flight] Cabin Crew: The pilot & co are dead. Is there anyone on board who can fly the plane? Harrison Ford: I can CC: Anyone else at all?
@AsiaDMO: The worst thing about insomnia is discovering all the new hours of the day that you're hungry.