@TheLOLYBible: "But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' " Genesis 19:26
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@AsgardianRose: 8: I'm gonna marry someone who likes a different cereal than I do, so he won't eat all my favorite cereal. Me: Sounds pretty legit.
@caaataclysm: Walk of shame?? More like, walk of don't judge ME because YOU didn't get laid last night.