@TheLadBible: But no warning about leopards...?
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@2friedroomies: Hello this is ur pilot speaking We almost began our descent but my copilot said "turn down for what" so looks like we r rerouting to Cancun
@HatfieldAnne: You see a Honda, a Toyota, a Chevy, and another Honda. I see four people who aren't getting that parking space. Hang on.
@recoveringbapti: Be on the lookout for a armed psychic midget who just robbed a bank and got away....the police now have a SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE!! ba dum dum