@English_Muffin: But officer, I put the phone down as soon as I saw that you saw me using it...
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@spacej_me: Some people have sex to make a baby but I prefer the old fashioned way of capturing a wild baby, and that's how I ended up in jail
@bjnovak: The Razzi family had more family photographs than any other family. All thanks to the dad. Papa Razzi. Goodnight everyone
@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.