@LuvPug: But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom?
I mean, look at their costumes.
@gtfml: Never ask me "Who hurt you?" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
@KatWar1: What idiot called it removing a curse and not a hexagon?
@FunRossGeller: WHO DID THIS?! 😂🙌🏼
@killazilla: HR- do you know why we called you down here today?
Me- your broomstick is broke and you need a ride?
Me- a house landed on your sister
@craigdtull: Asking me for advice is like asking broccoli to fix your bicycle.