@jwoodham: But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? / Are you still on your iPhone even though you said you were going to sleep?
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@davidkenny100: Pal: on your date, don't let her think you get jealous on date Date: the steak please Me: So you know, I'm cool with you talking to that guy
@Stellacopter: When I'm out with my kids and I see an x-boyfriend I like to scare him by saying "Don't make eye contact with daddy."
@Kendragarden: Sometimes I like to freak my husband out by asking where this relationship is going.
@slimmy_shady: I have an idea for a website where people seeking to share their views and ideas can get together and ignore each other.