@ThingsIGrewUpOn: But that's none of my business
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@noog: *flips over table* *table flips back up* Table: You got a problem? Me: DO YOU? Table: ... Me: HUH? Table: ... Me: I SAID DO WE HA- Table: No
@i_wasnt_looking: Pharmacy employee you're too unhappy for someone who is in control of all the drugs.
@jackiembouvier: [Tornado warning] Me: It says to seek shelter. Husband: We're in the house. M: They mean the basement. H: I'm more afraid of the basement than I am a tornado.