@ThingsIGrewUpOn: But that's none of my business
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@rockymomax: [before sex] HER: did you bring protection? ME: heck ya I did *slowly reaches into back pocket and pulls out nunchucks*
@joshxhowie: Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.
@djderk: Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries.