@ChurchyFun: But wait...
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@salamingia: My wife said I'm picky. I said obviously not picky enough. Anyone need a roommate tonight?
@sageboggs: Just saw The Martian. If Matt Damon was alone on Mars, who was filming him that whole time? Clearly fake
@prontopup: Kristen Stewart is proof that if you're making a face and someone slaps you on the back it will get stuck like that forever.
@TheWoodenslurpy: Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children.