@IamEnidColeslaw: but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim
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@Contwixt: If you tell me your kid is 22 months and I buy it a beer, that's on you. That is your bad.
@thedailymarker: When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart.
@Mr_Kapowski: My wife and I have an agreement with our 7 year old daughter Don't wake us up early on the weekend and we won't abandon you in a mall