@WorIdsWorsts: But.... what??
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@FattMernandez: I got a bracelet that posts where I ran, and how far to facebook, and I put it on a deer. So it just looks like I'm lost in the woods.
@bonehugsnirony: [my day at work] 9:00am: so much to do, blessed! 9:05am: ok I'm bored 9:06am: *googles am I too goth for work?*
@ArfMeasures: [Wife rubbing her temples after I told her how my job interview went] What...what do you mean, you "tried some breakdancing"?