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@iwearaonesie: toddler *starts taking his clothes off in the middle of the cereal aisle* wife: Do something me *starts throwing dollar bills* wife: Do something else
@squirrel74wkgn: "WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING IN THERE?" *stomps feet to pretend I'm going towards that room*
@Reel2Dialog2: The Lion King is my favorite movie about how having a karate wielding monkey can completely change your life.
@Kyle_Lippert: [Me narrating a documentary on spiders] OH GOD GROSS OH JESUS DISGUSTING THERE'S ONE ON ME RIGHT NOW ISN'T THERE OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD