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@MattTheBrand: [family dinner] my mother: when are you going to settle down and give me grandchildren me: [pulling a duckling from my pocket] i've introduced you to gregory and you refuse to acknowledge him.
@Tbone7219: I like to reassure my girlfriend that even though I don't have big muscles she is always safe with me cause I'm a really loud screamer.