@CarolinaSong: BUT YOU SAID IF I WANTED TO BE YOUR LOVER, I HAD TO GET WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
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@kyle_thatisall: Good night cop: Want the light on or off? Sweet dreams kiddo. Bad night cop: You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.
@FloodyHippie: I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself.
@Book_Krazy: Me: Congrats! I heard you got married again Her: Sorry I didn't invite you. It was a small ceremony Me: Its ok. I'll go to your next one
@CarpentersCrack: I date waitresses so I can ask them if everything is ok when their mouth is full.