@theshamingofjay: But your honor, she used mild cheddar cheese to make nachos
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@jonnysun: be careful tonight honey, guys ur age only want one thing.... sports. so b careful not to look too much like sports out there
@warmyellowlight: i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me
@markedly: *storms out of office bathroom* *slams roll of single-ply toilet paper on boss's desk* I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS
@girlontapas: That awkward moment when he asks you if you're mad and you assure him that you're very happy and he says... "No, I meant, you seem crazy."