@markleggett: Buy a "World's Greatest Boss" mug and drink out of it in front of your boss.
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@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
@JarodNotJared: Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing
@EndhooS: I'm sorry you're just not NASA material "Why?" Well, you wrote 'red' then crossed it out & put 'human' under blood type on your application.