@RealDMK: Buy followers?
No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to
@_InsanelyNormal: I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all...
@causticbob: I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on.
If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47.
@KatieBurnett: Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
@AddledPixie: Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this.
@GrantTanaka: Helped my son flush his betta fish today. He asked "Dad, does God love bettas?" & I said "Dunno, son, ask him after we flush you."