@RealDMK: Buy followers?
No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to
@ojedge: [feeding baby Malaysian food]
"Here comes the plane"
*makes plane noises*
*spoon just disappears*
@QwertyJones3: HER: You can't even go 5 minutes without making a Star Trek reference.
ME: Yes I Khan.
@dragonsorbet: Me: do you like bad boys?
Me: are you sure?
Her: [covers her dog's ears] okay yes
@_TeaChap: I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops.