@RealDMK: Buy followers?
No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to
@WilliamAder: As it turns out, if you're with a group of people, it's "Christmas caroling." If you do it alone it's "creating a public nuisance."
@ch000ch: wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like "u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"
@lisaxy424: [in bed]
Me: got a costume from the Princess Leia slave scene
Him: omg yes
Me: *disappears to change*
*comes back dressed as Jabba the Hutt*
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office.
@WheelTod: [First Date]
Paige Turner: I've been unlucky in love. I feel like people expect me to be more exciting
Cliff Hanger: Weird. I get that too