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@BatmanOffDuty: *buying a dog*

Is this a good dog?

"Oh yeah, very good dog."

Do any tricks?

"No, I'm clean, selling dogs now."

*buying a dog*

Is this a good dog?

“Oh yeah, very good dog.”

Do any tricks?

“No, I’m clean, selling dogs now.”

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