@Moldy_Jellybean: Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
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@wesjohnson8: My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
@ClickBaite: I always carry a pocket of spare bolts at the carnival and hand two or three to the person taking the seat after me. "I found these. Weird?"
@PetrickSara: Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult.
@LurkAtHomeMom: When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused.