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@_davidlucas_: *Buying flowers*

Sales girl: Would you like the receipt?

Me: Sure! If they don't work, I'll be bringing them back.

*Buying flowers*

Sales girl: Would you like the receipt?

Me: Sure! If they don’t work, I’ll be bringing them back.

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