@Cynner777: Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead.
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@Nocturnesthesia: Went for a handshake and got snubbed. So I turned it into an impromptu Macarena dance, since I didn't wanna look stupid
@KeetPotato: therapist: "remember there are no stupid questions" wife: "okay" therapist: "keith you start" me: "do sharks ever need to have a bath?"
@lifecoachfit: The most stable relationship I've had is with a guy at the gym who has no idea we've been dating for the past year.