@Cynner777: Buying little gold star stickers so when people I'm speaking with say things I like I'll stick one on their forehead.
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@MikeDrucker: If you told Alexander Hamilton that the online lottery to see his rap musical was unavailable due to server overload, he'd be like, "WITCH!"
@suntzufuntzu: Me: [Advancing my knight] How much to build a hotel on this square? Grim Reaper: First, as I explained, that's not how the horse moves.
@Iwriteforcats: I'm gonna leave this world just like I came in, dawg! "Yo, for sure. Kickin and screamin!" Nah, brah. On a giant spaceship.
@Bownuggets: HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER