@FauxFawx: *buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?
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@Glorificus917: When someone asks me if I'm seeing anyone, I automatically assume they're talking about a psychiatrist.
@GoldenSpirals: I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're "over" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
@LizHackett: I assume anyone sitting alone in a car in the dark corner of a grocery store parking lot is waiting to meet a hitman who is running late.