@FauxFawx: *buys condoms* So I just eat these and it traps the baby?
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@OpenClassMX: My actual wife and my twitter wife are talking via Kik. I will be camping in the woods forever if you need me.
@beefman138: My Wife wears some very revealing shirts. Today's shirt says 'Nick's ATM code is 1234' on it.
@Phook75: I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."