@rickolantern: *buys dog organic, free-range, non-nitrate chicken treats for $7.99, buys self Big Mac
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@Jaywoo74: Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years.
@tarashoe: haha remember when you were a kid you'd hide inside the clothes racks at stores. can't do that as an adult. someone's stupid kid is in there
@GrantTanaka: I neither like nor want to date Taylor Swift, but I know at some point it'll just be my turn.